Hey there bud, sorry to bug ya with this.
We're just a bunch of politically charged autists who got tired of the Canadian Dollar going from buying a double double to barely covering a drizzle of maple syrup.
So we rolled up our sleeves, hopped off our moose, and created the $LOON.
The goal is simple: Make one $LOON worth more than a Canadian Dollar by reaching $730m marketcap.
RESTORING STRENGTH TO THE LOONIE
Join Us In Flipping The CAD
What is a Loonie?
The Canadian Dollar is called a Loonie because it's got a Loon on it bud.
With the price of $CAD tanking, we as honorable maple blooded Canadians figured it was time to pay tribute to the bird who started it all.
How To Buy
Follow the following steps to become a $LOON holder.
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1.
Create a wallet with Phantom
Visit the PHANTOM.APP and follow the steps to create a new account with the phantom app or browser extension.
2.
Get some $SOL or $USDC
Tap the BUY button in the app to purchase Solana, or deposit $SOL to your Phantom wallet from the crypto exchange of your choice.
3.
Swap for $LOON
Tap the SWAP icon in your Phantom wallet and paste the $LOON token address. Swap your $SOL for $LOON.
4.
You are now a $LOON holder.
Welcome to the revolution! You've officially joined the party.
Our Roadmap
Phase 1:
Operation Loon
The Decentralized Loonie Party of Canada is born — forged in frustration, irony, and open-source rage.
We launch our digital battalion, call out Canadian institutions by name, and begin onboarding the based and the brave.
Institutional raids begin. The memes fly south for war.
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Birth of the DLC Party
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Launch official socials
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Call out institutions publicly
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Begin community onboarding
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Raids begin
Phase 2:
Flight of the Loon
The $LOON launches — zero team allocation, all chaos, pure memetic force.We publish our manifesto, escalate meme warfare, and watch the establishment sweat in real time.
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Launch $LOON with 5% team allocation
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Begin institutional meme warfare
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Publish the $LOON Manifesto
Phase 3:
Enter the Political Arena
We go legit (on paper). The Loonie Party registers officially, the governance framework drops, and our manifesto gets upgraded from internet cult doctrine to a government-ready political playbook.
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Register DLC as an official political party
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Release DAO governance framework
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Update manifesto to be government ready
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Elect $LOON MPs (Members of Protocol)
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Start running municipal candidates across Canada
Phase 4:
From Memepool to Parliament
We run federal candidates in ridings across Canada and prepare for the inevitable: DLC representation in Ottawa.We host the world’s first on-chain political debate, moderated by tokens and trolls. And yes — we win the PM’s seat. With honor. With memes.
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Run federal candidates across Canada
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Host first on-chain political debate
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Win the Prime Minister’s seat
Phase 5:
The Great Decentralization
It’s time to make good on our memes:We rename the Canadian dollar to The Loonie (officially this time), and introduce crypto tax freedom as a national right.The federal budget? On-chain. Your grandma? Voting with a cold wallet.
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Rename the Canadian dollar to “The Loonie”
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Introduce tax-free crypto transactions
Phase 6:
Global Meme Domination
The Loonie leaves Canada.We force Binance to list $LOON, launch diplomatic shitposts, and position ourselves as Canada’s first memetically-aligned global superpower.
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​Force Binance to list $LOON
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$LOON as global reserve currency.
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